The Steely-Eyed Missile Men of Eltran Space Force is a massive, safe nation, ruled by Eltran Mission Control with an even hand, and remarkable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, national health service, and ban on automobiles. The hard-nosed, hard-working population of 1.658 billion Eltran Space Forceans are free to succeed or fail in life on their own merits; the successful tend to enjoy an opulent (but moralistic) lifestyle, while the failures can be seen crowding out most jails.

The relatively small government prioritizes Defense, although Law & Order and Healthcare are also considered important, while International Aid isn't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Eltran Mission Control Center. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 17.4%.

The strong Eltran Space Forcean economy, worth 104 trillion shells a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Uranium Mining industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Book Publishing, and Furniture Restoration. Average income is 62,963 shells, with the richest citizens earning 8.8 times as much as the poorest.

The study of medicine is popular throughout Eltran Space Force, there's no such thing as bad publicity, wanting a better life for your child is prohibited by a clause in the criminal code, and libraries are refusing to stock A Midsummer Night's Dream because it has an ass in it. Crime, especially youth-related, is well under control, thanks to a capable police force. Eltran Space Force's national animal is the Grey Wolf, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Defender Moralism.

Eltran Space Force is ranked 185,006^th in the world and 91^st in Fukuoka for Largest Populations, with 1.66 billion capita.